What a terrible blog title, but there it is… Not only am I failing at blogging, but I’m failing at blog-titling.
I haven’t written in what I believe turns out to be almost EXACTLY three weeks. That type of radio silence will not do. You blogged TWICE in a ROW. That type of reliance on you to keep the momentum going will not due either.
Well Mr. November, you’ve kind of fucked me over. This upsets me, as we had an agreement.
In all seriousness it’s the same old sad story coming from my end. No one’s doing the fucking but me, and it’s certainly not the good type of fucking, and it’s not even the awkward but usually good bad-type of fucking. It’s just me. Screwing over me. Yet again.
So November had quite a lot of promise I’d say. The night before I met the Greek-equivalent of Edward Cullen, trapezoidal hair and all, but who was such a lovely and normal flesh color. He had many other fantastic qualities, and I was a bit smitten. I started taking a Greek course every weekday for three hours. I moved into a room in Exarhia with two other 25-year old Greek men. Oh, and I started writing a novel.
But, as we’ve both witnessed time and time again, old habits die hard.
First of all, Andreas the painter turned out to be a bit of a dud, though lately I wonder if I might be able to breathe some life into it. I’ve seen him a couple times since that party, though I haven’t had the chance to really chat him up. The first time I walked into his record store unknowingly and left very, very disappointed by the unpleasant chill of our interaction. There was no connection. He didn’t really pick up on the sarcasm in my voice when I joked about how passé record stores are. I guess in the light of day, while sober, that whole kick-him-when-he’s-down form of flirtation I so enjoy is not as gainful. In my defense, he was working and standing next to his boss. Still, I had expected more. Every time I walk by Vinyl Microstore and he’s there, he always waves as I look in the window. That’s kind of something, maybe. I’m considering going in to see if he wants to get a coffee at some point. Will post update on that progress.
What else? Oh right, I started to attempt to pick up a little bit of basic Greek. It was going really well in the beginning, but somewhere around the third week I experienced a few road blocks. If only they were language obstacles! Nope, instead they were struggles of motivation and willpower, the nastiest kind. So yeah, I couldn’t make it to one class last week because of work, and somewhere along the way I started to miss class. I missed three classes in a row — that’s 9 full hours. Shoot me. So now the fourth and final week has begun and I’m going tomorrow for my first class in a week… and I’m sure we’re having a final on Thursday or Friday. I can’t believe I’ve managed to do this to myself, AGAIN. Seriously I know it will be okay, the language may be incredibly difficult and convoluted and pointless, but I can whip out some foreign grammar like nobody’s business. Could someone please pass me an Adderall?
The honest truth is that on two out of those three days I missed, I was playing hooky with Nikos. It was never my intention to miss, but we’d start hanging out around 11 so I could make my class at 3, and every time we just got a bit whipped up in our conversation and suddenly it’d be 4:30. And that’s of course when all the kissing would start, so of course I was going to miss my class! This is good field research, seriously. More important than learning how each of the genders decline.
You are pretty up-to-date in the Ashley and Mr. Zag tale, though lately it feels like at any second it could take a dramatic turn in any direction. Today he told me that he knows for a fact he is falling in love with me. Then he talked about how that can’t happen, because over the last few days he’s reasoned his way to the conclusion that he has to stay with his girlfriend. I’m leaving in 7 months, he says. There isn’t really anything missing per se in his relationship with her. He’s gotten to be quite close with her parents, and her father is now quite sick with cancer. He’s finally reached out to a friend for advice. Like your standard Greek man, his advice was to keep doing what you’re doing but don’t get caught! So we talked it out all over again like we did exactly a week ago, and I came to the same conclusion, which is that we gotta stop this madness. What’s hilarious is how he’s right there with me through each rational step leading up to the obvious conclusion — that this must end — but at the very last second he always disagrees with our ceasing contact. Today he actually said, “well give me one good reason, besides the obvious ones, why we shouldn’t keep doing this?”
I wish I could say that I can walk away from it as well, but I’ve yet to prove such strength. I mean, I left our msn chat today saying that we gotta cool it down and take a break from seeing each other, only to text him 20 minutes later that I already missed him. Come on, I am better than that. Then we proceeded to chat again and he told me his fantasies of what our life would look like in 10 years. That shit sort of freaks me out, but I get it as well. I don’t know what this thing is between us, but I can feel it and sense it and taste it. It’s organic. It’s nation-less and language-less and gender-less, which I dare say is the sort of — love — I’ve always aspired to find. So he says all these things but always comes back to his tired “nothing can change” committment to his girlfriend, and I really think that’s just how it’s gonna be. I can hear the world’s smallest violin playing “House of Cards” for me at this very moment.
So I thought it a bit symbolic that Nick came and helped me schlep my shit to my new apartment in Exarhia almost three weeks ago while I was deathly ill. Here was my best friend in Greece and soon-to-be lover escorting me to my new place, where he got to leave me at the hands of two available 25-year old men. The apartment seemed ideal, the exact package I’d been searching for since I first arrived in Greece and knew I’d have to move to make a life. Young people. Greeks. Exarhia. Unfortunately, I don’t feel like things have worked out as well as I thought they would. I’m sure most of this is just in my head, but I feel like I’m not living up to their foreign-roommate expectations. I spend a lot of time in my room, which happens to be kind of far away from the living room. Also, I really have no reason to even walk near the living room unless my purpose is to go there and sit down, and sometimes that mission feels too exhausting to undertake. It doesn’t help that there is always some huge group of people (normally only men) all hanging out there after midnight. On a few occasions I’ve mustered up the courage to socialize with them and it’s never been terrible, but it’s never been great. I did a small Californication marathon with them once or twice, which really just meant that I stared at the screen and watched the show while the guys got to laugh and remark about all the sex and drugs in Greek. Every time I laughed at something and they laughed too, I secretly gave myself points. High points lead to friendship, so I laughed at everything. One time I took a few hits of a joint,but that was after turning to the guy next to me who was suddenly handing me what I thought was a rolled cigarette and saying to him (too) loudly, “huh? oh, wait, umm, OH IS THIS WEED?!” I did it to be cool and didn’t feel a thing. It’s been a while.
Tonight actually I ended up sitting around the circle with them while they all chatted and joked and laughed and fought all in Greek. I feel a tad frustrated by it. I mean, they know I don’t speak any Greek… don’t they see me sitting there awkwardly staring out into space? God you think you’re awkward in America. It’s pretty fucking awkward to sit in a circle with a bunch of guys obviously talking about tits and to hear every single one of them burst out in laughter at the same moment while I sit there quietly. It happened. So. Many. Times. Finally I grabbed my Greek homework and got the nerdy guy next to me who was giving me googly eyes to tell me the answers. I figure that will be my secret power: seduction by foreign tongue. Honestly, they are nice guys. One of them invited me to come back to the apartment later (I was headed to grab a coffee) to watch District 9. When I came back, there was more of the awkward sitting and smoking, and then there was the pot smoking, and then the gyro ordering and eventual scarfing, and then the movie watching. Of course the film features three languages — English, Afrikaans, and Alien — so I was struggling to keep up, what with just Greek subtitles. So here I am again, in my room, but I truly made an effort so I deem it a success.
Is it fair for me to say that I’ve fucked myself over with this living situation thus far? I don’t know, I guess I should try to get out of my room more, but I gotta say that my roommates have turned out to be a bit less cool and interesting than I had thought. It’s one thing to invite me to sit with them when they see me out of the corner of their eyes, but it’d be another if they’d maybe speak a bit of English. This is clearly a guy’s apartment, but not in the great way I thought it’d be. All the fun is had here it seems, and when I did call up Theodore over the weekend to find out about anything happening (see how proactive I was?) at a bar or whatnot, we went to a substandard place with his unattractive friends. When do I stop counting points and face the music that maybe we won’t all be friends? And that it’s not all my fault? And maybe start to consider that they don’t give a fuck? Having said all that, I think there’s a relatively high possibility that one of these days I will start to talk to one of their friends a bit more and I’ll make a new friend. Making friends is all about stealing from the friends you already have that you maybe don’t like that much. Are we not perfect examples of this?
Finally, the novel. That will have to wait for the next blog entry. But here’s a hint: I’ve personally renamed November to Short Story Writing Month. So now I just gotta write a short story.
I wanted to really tie this all together with some of my new, more inspired thoughts about constantly attempting to be excellent. That goes for the shit we have to do and the shit we want to do. Certainly I’ve been thinking about the difference between those two types of shit often here, as I teach and deal with the headaches that accompany my inexperience with the job, while simultaneously aspiring to do something creative and profound independently. I don’t think I’ve been doing a very good job at either of those things, which makes me not only mediocre and unprofessional but also hypocritical and plain ole boring. I hate straddling that terribly characterless line of insignificance.
With that I’ll probably put this entry to bed. Sorry for all the telling and retelling… I can sense my lack of conciseness and diary-like thoughts but fuck it, I started this entry just a wee bit high and now I’m just stupid tired.
I can feel it though, the Ashley that Succeeds is gonna emerge very soon. Maybe tomorrow even. Let’s choose to be People that Succeed. Yeah, let’s do that.
GERTIE
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